He is going to enjoy this because it’s pretty much a straight view of ass the entire time.

The lap dance works with him sitting in an armless chair, while she straddles him with both her feet on the floor.

With the assistance of his hands on her hips, she can use her legs to achieve the desired “up and down” motion.

He’s sitting up and she’s straddling him and everything is all close and intimate -- but you’re not really going anywhere and very little is actually happening.

There’s not enough room for the movements that need to occur for either of you to climax.

Apparently the blood is supposed to rush to his OTHER head, which gives a mind-blowing orgasm.