Thrillingly, Kailen is bringing her search to our shores.
It looks as if I can have anyone I want, but I need real love."Why is she bringing her hunt to Britain?
Don't our notoriously medieval teeth put them both off?
I have put my laptop on a box so she is not forced to look up at me from beneath several chins.
We get on like a house on fire, and I persuade her to see me in person, despite my being 4,004.
It is immediately evident that Kailen is really nice - smart, funny, genuinely a fan of the man who has employed her services, and committed to finding him the woman of his dreams.