What we hear is there is a certain feature of John that leaves Jen so pleased.
The crooner’s ex-paramours reveal he is hell to get over, not because he’s a great guy, but because he’s a “great” guy, if you know what we mean.
Posing provocatively in nothing but a striped necktie, Jennifer Aniston has appeared in her most sultry photoshoot to date to grace the front cover of American GQ magazine.
“His body actually is a wonderland,” one ex was overheard saying.
I know what some of you are saying: “John Mayer has sex with Jennifer Aniston, millions of dollars and he’s hung like Trogdor. ” To those particular people, all I have to say is, Didn’t I send you out for a John Mayer mask and wiener pills an hour ago? NOTE: Pics link to previous post of Jennifer Aniston’s ass as seen from helicopters, tall buildings and this guy’s camera before he fell out of a palm tree.
'The way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts... 'It's something I've never ever seen before.' The last time the star graced the front cover of the magazine was in 2005 when she appeared in nothing but a short denim skirt.
A full version of the interview appears in American GQ, available from December 23.
If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my s--t just to keep f--king you."Keeping it extra classy, he also talks about Jennifer Aniston in the middle of his Jessica Simpson crazy crack sex story. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32."FYI, being 32 means "I don't want to pet dogs in the kitchen." And also tweeting, which Jen just didn't get."One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.' You have to show that you don't take yourself seriously."And, of course, John continues his fight against being labeled a douche bag when he's really just a solid guy who wants people to like him. Like he said this in the interview: "My d--k is sort of like a white supremacist.