Distinguishing marks: On paper, the little von or zu -- or even more absurdly, both -- tagged onto his last name is a dead giveaway youve met a man of Teutonic Sang Real.

Stretched out by the swimming pool in my bikini, I asked: Do I look fat in this? " Distinguishing marks: Adonis-like hairless, perma-tanned body. Favorite Activities: Marathons, hill running, admiring himself in a mirror, making tofu stir-fry.
Over-use of gel in dyed hair with mussed bed-head being particular popular at the moment. The Pros: Sporty German Males enjoy robust health and look like a 30-something whipper-snappers when theyre really 56.
Their apartments tend to be chock full of books and CDs with a bicycle propped against the wall next to the couch.
Favorite Activities: Planning your future life together. Hes needy, a fussy eater and probably has a peanut allergy to boot. If you really want to date one: Start wearing dungarees, now.
Aristo German Male may even initially encourage your fantasies. You will be forced to eat Leberwurst, meet his 100-year-old granny and walk the family gun dogs -- who, sensing that youre not really posh, will bite you.