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A: They will call it "My Twit Face." Q: What happened after hackers shut down Twitter for a day? My middle finger likes them all How is LIL WAYNE, a man with a wife, ex-wife, 5 baby mommas, 3 boos, 2 hoes & a partridge in a pear tree, gonna tell me how to love? If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. I'm going to change my name on Facebook to 'Benefits', so that when you add me, it will say, "You are now friends with benefits." That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.

A: Twitterers were relegated to communicating the old fashioned way, through Facebook! (1) Say "Eye" (2) Spell the word "Map" (3) Say "Ness". EXAM: John has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the sun's mass. The Hunger Games has 3 books: 23 people die each year in the games...

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Last time I checked, awesome ended with 'ME' and ugly started with 'u' I wish life was a remote. A dying grandma tells her grandchild, "I want to leave you my farm. " With her last breath, Grandma whispered, "Facebook..." Mark Zuckerberg In a recent interview Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg stated, "The only meat I'm eating is from things I've killed myself." It was reported for lunch that afternoon he ate "Tom" from My Space!

You join a new facebook group on a daily basis Oh Grandma!

A: Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request! A: Dick Cheney wants to take Mark Zuckerberg hunting! A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? When I was kid, my social network was called "outside". Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?

Q: Why is Germany threatening Facebook with legal action over its facial recognition software?

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